Alleyprowler

Alleyprowler was born at a very young age and was raised by albino alligators in the sewers of Seattle. At the age of 10 she became a mercenary Girl Scout, ruthlessly selling cookies to the highest bidder, but was arrested at the age of 12 for forging merit badges. She subsequently spent some hard time in the Alice B. Toklas School for Wayward Girls, where she learned the gentle arts of knitting, origami, and taking someone out with a paperclip. She joined the Marines at 18, but was kicked out 12 hours later for being too erratic and deviant to be a trained killer. Her current hobbies include: Trading hair care tips with Frida Kahlo via Ouija board, fashioning zoo animals out of cooked spaghetti and duct tape, perfecting the art of applied paranoia, and writing GW fanfics.

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Pianoforte
Wartime emotions seem to be getting the better of an empathic Quatre. Duo's POV. ( 1x2, 3+4, implied 5+S. R - Language and adult themes. Drama/Romance )

Undone
Betrayal and justice as seen from Wufei's point of view. ( 3x2, 5+4, implied 1x2 and 3x4. Quatre torture and Wufei angst. R - drama/romance )
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Melancholy
What would you do when you have been programmed since adolecence? ( 3+5, 1+2, 4+?. PG13, angst, drama. )
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Blood Brothers
You don't have to be born into the same family to be brothers. ( 1+4 (friendship only). Language, blood, TWT and canon (mixed), slight spoilers if you need to be warned about that kind of thing.)
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Gonads and Strife
Trowa gets an owie. Quatre gets lucky. The rest of you get to find out why I don't write lemons. ( NC17. 4x3 PWP LEMON. Rated for language and smut )
Seme Q competition

Never Turn Your Back on the Sea
It's AC 206, and humankind have settled into an era without war. However, the petty human motivations of greed and revenge are still very much active on a smaller scale, as Quatre soon finds out. ( 3x4x3, 1+R and 2+H. R for language, violence, and adult subject matter. )
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OOC Night
Who are these people and what have they done with the Gundam pilots? ( If you squint and tilt your head sideways, there's 3x4, 5x3, and 1xR. Parody. R for language. )

Green Velvet
Trowa helps Quatre explore his sexual boundaries. ( 3x3, 4x4. Unrepentant mansmut. NC17 )

Taking Sides
No Summary. ( 3x4x3. This is, by necessity of the challenge, an AU/AR fic. As a result, there may be some OOC-ness. NC17 )

Penance
No Summary. ( 1x4. Angst, mature themes. Post-Endless Waltz.. NC17 )

Cri du Chat
No Summary. ( Characters: Nanashi and Ralph Kurt. Warnings: Dark themes. Birth, death, pain. NC17 )

Cancel
After thirteen years with the Preventers, Wufei has all but given up on himself. ( 4+5. PG13 (language) )


Pocket Lint Series

The Pocket Lint stories are short one-shots based on ideas that struck me as humorous at the time. My rules are that they should have a beginning, middle and end in less than two Word pages (Normal template), and a punchline. All other rules are completely arbitrary. Feel free to take up the challenge!

What Would Duo Do?
Heero is left alone with a despondent Quatre. How can he cheer him up? ( PG13, Humour )

Fight
Duo is upset and goes to Quatre for comfort. (R. Humour/Romance )

Not What it Seems
Duo jumps to a conclusion. ( PG13, humour )

Spin Cycle
Even Shinigami needs to do laundry once in a while. ( R, humour )

Party Time
Duo and Quatre decide that Trowa really needs to get out more. ( PG13, humour )

Ice Cream
Quatre gets his first taste...of ice cream. ( PG , Implied shounen-ai (3+4). Humour, romance. )


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